March 2012
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there’s a hole in my heart that can only be filled by buying loads of shit I don’t need
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Mrs. Hughes: I have a confession. I let [Mr. Bates and his wife] have the tea in my sitting room.
Carson: That was nice of you.
Mrs. Hughes: It was quite nice but I had my reasons. There's a grating on the wall which means you can hear what's being said in the room.
Carson: Now, if I was a gentleman I wouldn't want to know...
Mrs. Hughes: But you're not.
Carson: Fortunately.
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in the race of life i am qwop
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Questions not usually asked:
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
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oh hey my uni has a kendo club!
maybe I’ll join when I stop being a member of the stupid out-of-shape fat piece of shit club!
which is to say
probably NEVER!
OH WELLIES.
evangelineviola:
victorian slang is the fucking greatest
for example, old hat means “slut” in victorian slang
because both are frequently felt
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hello to girlyjames and itsdumblesbby!
thanks for following me, you fabulous pickles you!
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February 2012
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I'm hilarious
masterfromcatering:
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fwiffo:
someone should get rick santorum to read moon over june
Reblog if you remember "FLIIIIIIIIIIIPENDO!!!!"
gryffinwhore:
kayleighweasley:
jkrowlingismypatronus:
I was always so confused
NOBODY EVER USED THAT SPELL OUTSIDE OF THE FIRST TWO GAMES
FLIPENDO FOREVER WILL BE MY CHILDHOOD
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the-id replied to your post: the-id replied to your post: Here have a random…
I’m sure there are many people who are thrilled that you can’t make the noise with it. XD
true dat xD
I’m still very good at screaming tho
but I only use those powers for ~good~
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the-id replied to your post: Here have a random fact about me! Er… I spent the day in my bathrobe because I didn’t have to go to work. I can be very lazy. So there.
A vuvuzela? Really?
Yes xD my mum just bought some while grocery shopping one day because there was a sale. It’s actually really hard to make loud annoying noises with it! Maybe that’s because it’s a cheap vuvuzela,...
bubblymanatee asked: Here have a random fact about me! Er... I spent the day in my bathrobe because I didn't have to go to work. I can be very lazy. So there.
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hey followers and non-followers
it’s tmi tuesday but i’m boring so tell me things about yourself in an ask!
I want random facts aboot my followers!
orrr you can go anon and rant at me!
JUST SEND ME SOME MESSAGES I’M DESPERATE AND BORED
tumblr looks different
WHAT IS THIS WITCHERY
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guhhh
gotta go to class
but I can’t tear myself away fromt he internet
SIGH
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bubblymanatee replied to your post: I’m 23 and still haven’t got my driving license. And I get really uncomfortable when people tell me to do driving lessons again because I’m just really bad at driving. But people are asking me about it all the time so I’m also getting a bit angry. They’re acting like you’re not a decent person when you don’t drive. Sometimes it really pisses me off. But then...
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unpopular opinion time
tagath:
frogglepog:
Sally Donovan is awesome. That is all.
That she is.
I think she’s probably a very great cop and a clever person, she’s just… unlucky enough to have to work with Sherlock who is a total dick.
To be honest if I had to work with Sherlock I’d most likely treat him pretty much the same way as she did.
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unpopular opinion time
Sally Donovan is awesome. That is all.
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yahanabih started following you
Allo! Thanks for following, I hope you’re not a spambot! And even if you are thanks anyway!
bubblymanatee asked: I'm 23 and still haven't got my driving license. And I get really uncomfortable when people tell me to do driving lessons again because I'm just really bad at driving. But people are asking me about it all the time so I'm also getting a bit angry. They're acting like you're not a decent person when you don't drive. Sometimes it really pisses me off. But then...
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Tumblr: America needs to stop being racist and sexist, pay more attention to women and PoC ok
CBS: Hey guys guess what we decided Watson should be played by a Taiwanese, female actress in our version of Sherlock Holmes
Tumblr: NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT HOW DARE YOU I AM BOYCOTTING YOUR SHOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED
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Lucy Liu To Play Watson In CBS’ Modern Sherlock... →
newsherlockcaps:
sherlockology:
The name is Watson, Joan Watson. Lucy Liu is set to play Sherlock Holmes’ sidekick in CBS’ drama pilot Elementary, whose tweaks to Arthur Conan Doyle’s classic include switching Watson’s gender to female.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ahahahahahaha this is not real isn’t it
oh wait
looks like it is.
weeeelp.
THIS LOOKS LIKE IT’S GONNA BE…...
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I think you need to add more salt!!
spoonstarr:
frogglepog:
spoonstarr:
Pass me the salt please, Bob~
GO FIND MY SECRET TREASURE BEFORE YOU GO BLIND, BOB.
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I think you need to add more salt!!
spoonstarr:
Pass me the salt please, Bob~
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viol replied to your post: 14 and 24! and g’morning, Frog, nice new avatar, I can feel her judging me for being awake at such a ridiculous hour
also I’m going to bed! and I have no idea why a quiz ostensibly about deep personal experiences wants to know about Holmes’s underwear? so I had to ask you, obviously
well, I guess it IS a very deep and important question!
augh, your driving experience...
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